Hiya! It is I, Bruce. Kate and Tom are currently making Book and are spending most of their time rushing about taking photographs, writing words, and engaging in the mysterious activity of “Uploading to Dropbox”. But this is ok, as it gives me an opportunity to talk to you again. Indeed, some of you have written to inform me that you have missed my missives, and to enquire why I have been silent for so very long.
Friends, the principal reason behind my silence has been the Sorry Affair of the Sick Thumb. I somehow made thumb sick one day while I was out walking and it refused to get better. For weeks – nay – months – I was confined to quarters, forced to don demeaning booties and to swallow large pink pills. I was examined, re-examined, and examined again by various white coated individuals. The white coats said that because we live in the countryside, where the world is very wet and muddy and full (apparently) of something called Infections, that I was not allowed to go outside. I could not enjoy my daily walks and, for a while, this made me quite miserable. During this time I confess I did not feel like writing to you – indeed sometimes I barely wanted to speak to Kate and Tom, even though they tried to make everything fun as usual. But let me tell you that being an indoor dog when one is an outdoor dog is no fun all!
Eventually, though, something good happened. The white coats made me sleepy, removed my thumb and sent it away to a laboratory. After the thumb went to the laboratory all was well! Tom told me that the thumb had something called e-coli in it and, as I no longer had it, I was no longer sick! I was allowed to go outside again! Imagine my joy on that momentous day!
Since then I have happily returned to my old activities.
Paddling in Loch Lomond . . .
. . . leaping over the hills.
And generally enjoying the great outdoors.
Life is good.
Now, because I am shiny and look like this in photographs, many of you often tell me that I am a dignified and noble dog. But I would like to tell those of you who are convinced of my nobility that dignity is overrated . . .
. . .and that daftness is much more fun!
For some reason Kate and Tom howled with uncontrollable laughter when they saw some of these photographs of yours truly. I can’t think why, can you?
See you soon love Bruce xx
Ah Bruce. You are wonderful. You make me smile a ALOT. In fact I am now going to go and re-read all your other posts right now. xx
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Silly Bruce! Glad to see you are back to your silly self :-).
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Welcome back Bruce! You are correct: dignity is highly overrated. Though Indoors didn’t agree with you, it worked wonders on your vocabulary ;)
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Nice to hear from you again Bruce. I’m glad you’re feeling better and getting to enjoy the great outdoors again.
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I love you Bruce! x
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Ah, Laddie it is good to see you again in all your glory !
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Crazy, beautiful doggie.
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Bruce, I want a cuddle with you!
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So glad you’re better, Bruce! You’re looking fabulous. And by the way, your humans have become spectacular photographers!
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Hello again Bruce! I have missed your observations and zest for life, glad you’re on the mend. Best wishes from Jim our black lab . He is too young to go on loooong walks yet but does so love the outside.
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Bruce is a great dog.
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Hi Bruce
Sorry to be late commenting, but I have been getting ready to go on my hollybobs!! As ever, you look the most handsome of dogs in the photos – even when you are looking slightly daft!! Give my love to Kate.
Your adoring fan, Anne xx
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Ah, Bruce, you’ve made my day! So glad to hear from you again and continued good health to you!
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Bruce: My three legged chihuahua wants to remind you that ALL dogs are outdoor dogs.
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Love you, Bruce. :)
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Ahhhh, Bruce, thank you so much.
Best wishes from Germany.
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I love you, Bruce. Good dog!
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Oh Bruce, I have missed you. Yes, you always look noble and handsome in your photographs. I rather like your expression in the “daft” photo. It shows your sense of humor. Good to know you are well and able to enjoy the outdoors again. Always a pleasure to see you. Regards to Kate and Tom.
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Welcome back Bruc
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Bruce! How wonderful to see your wagging tail again! How wonderful to read your excellent writing! There will be a Lab at our house soon.
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Oh! That header! He’s adorable! What a scrummy face your boy has. Poor fella, glad he’s healed and free to frolic.
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Big sympathy, Bruce. My little cat had Ecoli last year and it was no fun at all. Glad you are now well and back to health and normality. x x x
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Oh, Bruce! <3
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Bruce, so glad to see you enjoying the wild again! I hope you get lots of chances to roll in the grass to scratch your back. All the labs I know LOVE it. :)
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Big fella, you really made my day! What wonderful pictures!
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Bruce put a smile on my face this dreary morning and reminded me of my childhood. I lived with a black lab name “Teal” from Germany when I was really little. He only spoke German and I only English, but our languages didn’t get in the way of our love for each other. I’m glad that Bruce is feeling better and give him a good chin and behind-the-ear scratch for me! Run, jump, chase Bruce! ~Tasha
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oh Bruce – so glad to hear the good news. You make me smile:) Run, Jump and enjoy your health!
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Good old Bruce! xoxo
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So glad you’re well again Bruce! Your photos got funnier as I scrolled down, I especially love the one with your ears in the air. Would love to know what you were thinking in the one after that!
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Bruce, you are handsome and happy again! I’m so glad.
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Love you Bruce, keep on frolicking! X
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Good to see you back and in good health Bruce. Love the photos and I too thank you for the chuckle. xo
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Love the silly photos of Bruce, and am so sorry to hear that he was sock, but so glad that he’s better!
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“Sorry to hear that he was sick,” of course!
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Greetings from Downunder Bruce – I hope those humans of yours read the comments to you! :)
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It’s so nice to hear from you again, Bruce. Don’t be too hard on Kate and Tom. They were doing what they needed to do to help you get better. :-)
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Bruce you make my day. Love Ya!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Dear Bruce,
Thanks for the great post! I am thrilled to hear your thumb is gone and you are now a very happy and healthy dog again. My two girls would really enjoy you as I am sure you would enjoy two beautiful girls to romp around with outside. The huge landmass and ocean between us will thus keep us apart. Enjoy the outside world again!
Knitski, Tally and Sadie
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Bruce! How wonderful to see you again! I always send your posts to my sister. who raises Golden Retriever puppies as helper dogs (Canine Companions for Independence). She loves to see what you’re up to. We’ve missed you and are glad your back, and back to your former self.
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Bruce, It’s so good to hear from you. I’m so glad you are feeling better and out and about again. Loved your pictures they made my day as you always do.
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Oh Bruce, so nice to have you back. I am sorry about your thumb but if it means you can be outside much more, then all is well. Believe me Bruce, Kate and Tom weren’t the only ones who laughed hilariously on seeing your pictures. You are one wonderful dog!!!
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You really are a great fella Bruce. So lovely to hear from you again. Stay well and happy
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So glad you are better and back outside, Bruce! You are 100% correct about daftness.
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I’m new to this blog and was delighted to see a post by Bruce! I’m so glad that you got well and can go outside and play. will you be in charge of the blog for long? You are delightful! And you brightened my day! Thank you, Mary.
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Oh Bruce I needed a smile today Thank you XX
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I don’t knit, or do anything remotely textile.
But, my wife does all things textile.
I do all things dog!
So, my wife always forwards me Bruce.
Smiles all around!
Lucky husband of Eileen Fitzgerald
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I love this comment!
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Who needs a thumb when you’ve got ears like that?! You look so handsome with the black shiny coat and pink ear linings! Spruce, Bruce! Lots of tummy tickles, Xxx
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You made me belly laugh!
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Bruce, my boy, you just made my day! Glad you are rid of the pesky Thumb, and back to your noble, energetic, goofy self.
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As a confirmed cat person I think your lovely Bruce.
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Oh Bruce you are such a funny dog you make me laugh. Happy to see that you have recovered.
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Bruce, it is lovely to have you back, so glad you are better, and enjoying being out doors again
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Aww Bruce Boy. I am so glad to see you back enjoying life. Also you have made me and my other human laugh with your less formal pics. I hope your humans are making sure your treat tin stays filled with things. Scritches from Edinburgh.
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Oh Bruce. You are priceless and extraordinarily photogenic! Whether you are posing in territorial fashion in front of the Scottish sky or howling like a coyote, you take all the prizes. Maia Aussie and I send our hugs!
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Ah, the lovely Bruce again at last! Weirdly, I actually believe it really is Bruce talking!
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Bruce posts are the best!
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Great to hear that you are once again able to enjoy the great outdoors! Have fun, and make sure to drag out Tom and Kate as well.
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Awwww, dear Bruce! I always love your posts :D So glad that you’re back to running daft over the hills!
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Ha! In my experience, labs are handsome creatures, but not remotely dignified. Mine has a penchant for sleeping upside-down, which isn’t dignified in the least.
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Oh, hooray!
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Oh Bruce! So glad you’re better can get out to enjoy the world!
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Delighted to hear your good news Bruce. Have fun being daft, it’s good for you and us.
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You look handsome in your shiny, healthy-looking coat, Bruce. Happy to see you frolic.
Curious though why your eyes look red. Is this something to do with the camera or did
you get into a little Scottish Ale while your parents weren’t looking?
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Oh the ears! No, no, I’m not laughing!
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Who needs a thumb??? You are gorgeous in your ‘daftness’ !!!
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Bruce–Daftness is best, just so long as Dignified is available for the rare occasions it is called-for.
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Bruce you are magnificent even in daftness!!! With hugs kisses and a wet nose from Charley your American four footed (and one eyed) fan and Johanna ps Charley says if one can life very happy with one eye, surely missing a thumb is no problem at all!!!
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Mocha and Gracie share your joy in returning to outside jaunts!
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Oh, Bruce, you could be a successful ambassador for anything! You have been missed so much. Dignity is much overrated, no doubt. Life is short, death is certain, and I hope that “thumbless” fun continues for a long, long time! See ya, Bruce!
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Dearest Bruce. I have a huge iPad, so your first picture is almost lifesize. I kissed your nose. Hope you don’t mind.
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I’ve missed you Bruce. Welcome back and so glad you can cavort outside again.
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Oh Bruce! You are the sunshine in my day ! (LOL) I’m with you – I vote for daftness! Pure joy and delight! I’ll take a page from your book any day! Thank you!
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All in this house rejoice at the return of the great and noble Bruce. All hail Bruce!
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Hello Bruce of Scotland! We are Oscar and Mia of Bloomington, Illinois. Our human momma, Miss Debbie, told us of your sick thumb and we are so glad to hear that you can be outside again. We are small, inside dogs but we love playing outside in the wetness and chasing squirrels. Do you like to chase squirrels?
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Bless you Bruce, more power to your paw!
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O, Bruce you ole charmer! I’m delighted to hear you are well, out there romping about, and living the high life.
For your future, I foresee much love, glorious romps and wondrous glove finds. xo
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Bruce, you are the best!
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Missed you Bruce. So glad to see you back to you old self. You are incapable of taking a bad picture. You have true star power.
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Oh,Bruce!!!!! Love your posts!!! And the pics…magnificent!!! So glad to hear from you again…and seeing you so well…please post more often!!
Julie
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Bruce, your blog post made my day!
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Ah, Bruce, you are adorable! I love all your photos – dignified and otherwise.
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Bruce, I drool in solidarity. Welcome back!
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Love you Bruce! (missing my Max) xx
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It’s good to be Bruce!
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Bruce, thanks for filling in while your humans are so busy. I am so glad you are feeling better and back to romping about. I have not been to Scotland so I enjoy it through your adventures. It is certainly someplace I would like to visit now that I have seen how much fun you have there and I see all the beautiful scenery upon which you romp!!! Keep romping and write again soon. We missed you!
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Aw Bruce! So glad to hear from you again!! Looking forward to more lovely
communications! Have a happy day!
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Aww, Bruce! I am so happy to hear that you are well! My black lab mix, Piko, would like to sympathize with you. When she had a cut on her pad, the vet told her that she couldn’t go on walks outside, but she refused to take that for an answer and would limp around the block with her injured paw held high in a plastic bag. I am so happy to hear that you are well, and can enjoy the spring and upcoming summer!
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Bruce, I’m so glad you are well again! I’m glad you didn’t have to be an indoor dog any longer than you did.
I have always suspected that you were a goofball sometimes. :-) I’m glad to know you still have lots of pup fun!
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What a handsome beast you are Bruce!
Mwah <3
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It’s so good to see you back, Bruce! Dignity is highly overrated. Daftness is the best medicine for you now that Thumb is gone. Yes, we laughed, too, but we are laughing with you, not at you. Never that, we love you too much.
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Oh Bruce, it was good to hear from you this morning knowing you are able to again enjoy being outdoors again. You are a lovable and funny guy!
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Welcome back, Bruce. We missed you!
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WELCOME back Bruce! having spent the weekend with my sisters dog … Sunshine… i miss you and her!
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Great to hear from you Bruce, your photos are amazing”
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My very best wishes to you, Bruce. My daft doggie Juno sends her best as well. And who needs a thumb anyway? They just seem to oppose things. Wish we were there for a romp with you and your humans.
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Aww! Love you, Bruce!
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Ah, Bruce!
So very good to see and hear from you!
I so agree, there is nothing like being out in the great outdoors, mucking about.
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Dignity is highly over-rated (and entirely missing from the US presidential race…but that is another subject). In you, Bruce, daftness is a joy. And, sorry, but I must say I joined Kate and Tom in a long laugh looking at those photographs. So happy you can roam the land again. xoxo
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I couldn’t agree more – with all of it ! Bruce’s antics and daftness is a much better topic and he is far more photogenic than any of our (US) candidates. It is good to see Bruce enjoying his outdoor adventures again.
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Arthur the German Shorthaired Pointer sends his regards to Bruce. Even after miles of hiking, Arthur will sometimes get that crazy gleam in his eye that I see in Bruce’s eyes up there. This is always followed by several minutes of zooming wildly around the house. Daftness, indeed!
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Bruce! Glad to see you up and about. Years ago we had a weenie dog named Freddy. Freddy had to have Toe removed. Went through same process as you and was thereafter fine. He believed daftness was best, too. Best wishes for exciting hill frolicking.
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Aw, Bruce… you are AwEsOMe! Very photogenic, too! And I agree… the indoors is SO over rated!
Glad you are feeling much better ~ good you are back :-)
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Thanks Bruce! My black lab wants opposable thumbs to play piano with me.
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So good to see you back Bruce! My Great Danes are fans! Slobbery kisses from Lucy and Samson XX
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Very happy to see you are running and jumping outside again Bruce!
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Lovely to see you back Bruce …. I need to send you a pic of our Ginny who looks just like you (especially in the daft pics!) xxx
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Bruce, so glad you’re back to being well again! I’ve missed you! Smoochies & scritchy butts to you!
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Lovely!
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Oh, Bruce!!! I have to admit, that I, too, howled and doubled over with laughter at those pictures! So happy to see you are back to yer old self…and bringing fun and daftness to all who know you! Keep writing to us! We all love your reports from the field… They bring smiles to our faces! Happy Spring!
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Bruce for President!
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Thx for the chuckle. Always a pleasure to hear from Bruce.
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Finally you’ve been released to run and romp again, Bruce! Happiness makes you even more HANDSOME! Welcome back to your great life on the loch! 😊
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So glad you’re better, Bruce! it’s lovely to hear from you again. and to see you frolicking about like a pup and having such fun. xoxo
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You just cheered up my day too, Bruce! Yes, I think being dignified and noble is overrated too! So glad you’re feeling much better and that you’re out and about again! Big hugs xx
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Dear Bruce,
All dogs,young children, and those young at heart realize the importance of daftness on a daily basis.Thank you for the reminder and for spreading the word!
Karen
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Missed you Bruce! You are almost as gorgeous as Rui the PWD
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we have missed you bruce… welcome back :)
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I also have a black lab and I am loving the photos and Bruce’s story. Our guy is recovering from ACL surgery, so it will be some weeks before he can run and jump and play. So we enjoy living vicariously through Bruce’s antics.
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Thanks, Bruce! You just cheered up my day.
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